• Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
  • Joey: Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?
  • Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
  • Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
  • Monica: Absolutely.
  • Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
  • Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
  • Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
  • Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
  • Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?

tastefulwhispers:

“it’s kinda like chandelier, BUT IT’S NOT!”

tastefulwhispers:

“it’s kinda like chandelier, BUT IT’S NOT!”

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